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I haven’t been on Tumblr for a while. I really forgot how much I enjoyed bouncing around here. I really need to put my funny, nasty, and angry posts here. I have to impress the ladies. I have to impress our lord Black Jesus Christ. Tell you what, I will have an easier time impressing Black Jesus instead of the ladies. Anyways, I am back and I am going to make it stick. Not sticky. Not talking about jizz. Calm down.
Inna Smolina by Dmitry Rybak
Why is this so amusing?
This is the funniest thing ever omg
I think this could be considered a reference…
i’m laughing really hard some of these are just so unnecessarily complicated and ridiculous like
whatare you eventrying to accomplishthis isn’t the fucking olympics oh my god
She had a sword. What else am I supposed to do?
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I am so fucking annoyed with most of the women in my life. No offense ladies, but get your houses in order.
Everyone is depressed, everyone is lonely, and everyone hides behind their Smartphone or computer screen. It’s pretty unbelievable.
I can understand being sad or lonely- I have been there. However, there is usually help right around the corner. Yet everyone prowls OKCupid for some sort of answer that isn’t there.
You can be lonely on a farm with cows and sheep or you can be lonely in a crowded room with loud and obnoxious people. Mostly, people are lonely by choice.
I have heard nothing but whining today, absolute whining.
On the upside I am reading a book on Paganism my friend Fawn gave me. I only read about 20 pages of it- I haven’t formed an opinion yet.
We ate fish for dinner tonight. The fish tasted slightly odd.
Fish on Fridays is the extent of my mother’s Catholicism.
Justice League, Justice League of America, and Justice League Dark were great.
Um, on a side note- I am totally fucking sick of comic books taking stands all the time in culture now. Every new superhero added is gay. There was a monologue about the “M-word”- mutant. Mutant is now the equivalent of the words faggot or nigger. Ya know, just save the universe from bad guys and let us mere mortals handle the social issues.
Um, other than that, I am looking forward to seeing my sister Liz during the 4th of July. Sorry Paula Deen, I meant 4th of Jew-Lie.
You know, for a porn broad- Tera Patrick is pretty goddamn hot. I usually don’t ever get wowed by pornographic actresses. However, Tera Patrick, Catalina Taylor, and Tyra Moore have helped me sleep better over the last few nights.
Thank you ladies- I suppose you all aren’t so bad.
PS If I hear one more motherfucker go on about Aaron Hernandez of the New England Patriots being “so fucking hot,” I am going to loose my shit.
Fuck off- with love
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Texas Gov. Perry calls 2nd special session on abortion
AP: Texas Gov. Rick Perry is calling for the Texas Legislature to meet in a second special session to pass a bill that would add restrictions on abortion.
The first effort to pass the bill died overnight after Democratic Sen. Wendy Davis’ 12-hour filibuster effort and disruptions during Senate proceedings as the session closed.
The announcement gives Republicans another crack at passing sweeping anti-abortion rules that would close nearly all clinics performing the procedure in the country’s second-largest state. …
Perry can call as many 30-day extra sessions as he likes, but lawmakers can only take up those issues he assigns.
Photo: Members of the gallery cheer and chant as the Texas Senate tries to bring an abortion bill to a vote as time expires, Wednesday, June 26, 2013, in Austin, Texas. (Eric Gay / AP)
THIS IS BULLSHIT
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(Just a Few of) The Federal Benefits of Marriage Equality
What we didn’t have yesterday.
I made a post of these pictures because not only was Rep Thompson’s speech utterly amazing, her decision to punctuate it with a wire hanger cements something that those too young to remember or born after Roe v Wade do not know personally: the atrocity suffered before us by those who were faced with little to no choice when it came to their reproductive rights.
Much thanks to Rep Thompson and the other brave, amazing women like her that fought to overturn SB5.
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